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[Portal Anger]

Sucks...

This, and all your movies suck. You have a good batting average cuz either you get people to vote high or they feel REALLY sorry for you. I'm gonna tell you, in depth, why this sucked.

OK, you sit down and click out of two pop ups before hurling your computer to the ground. Yeah, really intelligent. Then you grab a weapon and go to "NG HQ", where you, Tom and Pico show up in an unfinished and poorly drawn confrontation waiting to happen. I got a good idea for an ending, you find out Tom owns your ass, and holds the future of your movie(s).

Now, you contradict yourself A LOT. First, you dont like pop ups and obviosly want rid of them by hunting down Tom Fulp, then you say you understand why their there and say you like Fulp. It's one way or another, can't have both. If you LOVE NG, like we do, you shouldn't have made this movie, get a pop up blocker. You say you got one, but allow NG pop ups, then SHUT UP!!

Learn how to draw, learn how to plan GOOD FLASH, and learn how to GET A LIFE!! I HOPE you respond to this with one of your pre teen cheap ass insults, I need a good laugh.

PS: This is long cuz
A) I got some extra time on my hands today.
B) Your a 15 year old retard with no brains and no talent (oh yeah, dont try to throw the "YOU HAVE NO FLASH" on me, cuz I'm doing something you shoulda done, I'm learning it first, bitch.

18-12-2 responds:

Well smartarse, if you have so much time on your hands, why don't you go learn some Flash or something. UNTIL you submit Flash to the NG Portal, I have every right to use that YOU HAVE NO FLASH" crap on you.

You call me a reatrd?? At least I don't write crap in my profile that's WrITteN lIkE a ReTArDeD 12 yEaR Old would. Seeing as you are so great and so very mature, what the hell are you doing on a site like this? Don't you have a life? I don't spend all day and night on my Flash movies because I do actually have a social life iunlike you, as you are a hypocritical moron who has way too much time on your hands.

Finally, go fuck yourself, bitch.

[Vodevil]

Yeah...

I like the character, but the Flash was kinda pointless. If you need a story for one, ask me, I'll hook ya up ;)

LoL, but seriously, I will.

antiqkk1 responds:

LOL. Why not? Gimme an idea and we can work it out.

[Neurotically Whored]

*Tears up* YEAH!!

HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU PUT YOUR BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS INTO A FUCKING MOVIE, ONLY TO HAVE IT BLAMMED!! I DID! I WORKED FOR 2 WEEKS, DREW THE SPRITES, MADE THE MUSIC. PEOPLE ON MY SITE LOVED IT! IT WENT HERE AND GOT BLAMMED! THEN THEY WENT TO MY SITE AND SPAMMED MY FUCKING BOARD!

It's people like you that did that. I can say, your movie sucked. IllWillPress is older than your 13 year old punk ass. Fuck you, you immature, dickless little fucker.

P.S. You should be punished, and punished you shall be!

stealmyinternet responds:

hypocrite. you vote 0 on my movie, which i put work into, while you whine about people blamming your movie. It probably sucked anyway only the really sucky movies go to the graveyard. and i'm punished... how? and if you check my profile, you'll see i'm 17. and i like how you make a lot of accusations without proof. it shows your overwhelming genius.

[Bible Man!!!]

Well...

It's better than most of the stuff on here...

Razier2000 responds:

Thanx man!!

[Toughest Street Gang Ep.1]

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST!

Whut a piece of shit! BLAM! Stop taking up space with your pseudo street gang shit.

Geiss-TSG responds:

Man you are stupid. Obviously it's not actually about street gangs. Jesus. It's a joke, not some sort of pop-culture statement. I only called them the TSG because I couldn't think of anything else. Fucker.

[Mathew]

Good for a first try....

You did ok, nice concept, but it was a little boring. Keep at it, dont quit and if anyone puts you down, fuck em. It's pretty good for your first movie, work on art and animation.

Dark182 responds:

Yeah, those are the main thing's I need to work on, Art and Animation. Thanks .

[i stab people]

BRO...

Juggalo to juggalo, I honestly didn't find this entertaining, the first or second time. I heard this song too many times before (it's off the Jeckel's for Christ sake!). Try actually ANIMATING him stab people, then we'll talk.

P.S. You said it's your first, thats why it aint perfect, but it's your first impression. To prep for your first impression, whut should you do? You should practice and make sucky movies so your first turns out near perfect. Just something to wrap your mind around. MCL

P.P.S. You can't throw that "you don't have a movie up, so you don't understand" crap that others do, cuz I'm prepping for my first impression. Later.

genocide-plague responds:

hey man i take constructive critisism well so ty for it and why the hell would i bash someone for not having a post up yet shit this was my first one and yes it sucked and yes i'm amazed it got saved but hey stranger shit has happened so in closing when u get bored for a week and u have nothing better to do then i suggest u do nothing but flash

[Important Message2]

Good....

Good way to get the point across. Kudos.

TheMaskedOutcast responds:

thanx spike

[JoE vs BoB: BoB iz BaK]

DAMN!

That was good! You're kick ass!

TheMaskedOutcast responds:

^_^ thanx again spike

[Stick Rage Iii]

YES!

I'm giving you a high score becuz you have Dimmu Borgir on that (I'm a HUGE black metal fan). I got Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia and Spiritual Black Dimensions (I know, I need more!) Listen to the music made be me, see if you like it :-D

TENT responds:

dimmu borgir rules!