Vali-Ent's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pacman, A What If]

:-|

You know what, fuck it, I'm tired. I'll spare you. OK, what the hell. It's funny until the Pac Vision is shown.

charachu responds:

lol. thanks.

[Tha FF Pimp Master]

(Chuckles)...

It was weird as hell... but funny.

[Tribute to "The Maxx"]

If You Look At My Reviews...

...I always review what I hate, but your movie is another exception. Keep up the good work, I hope to see more for you.

Oh yeah, this is front page material.

[a ninja movie]

...And The Got Saved WHY!?

I know to make stick movies, you need a sheer of talent, but it's been done to death. Put something new on the table.

Kidstudio responds:

blah!

[The Power of the 3d]

If You're Gonna Continue With Pointless Animation

...Then don't continue. It wasn't that impressive, not because it was short but because you used Swift 3D (not that powerfull). If you want to really break ground, do what the guy who made "In The Pub" did, use a COMMERCIAL 3D package.

[3D Triplets]

Not Only Did This Suck Ass...

But it was saved. "WOW, IT'S 3D! FIFEN!" Fuck this movie and fuck the guy who made it.

[Tribute/History NG]

MadCritic Said That This Was a Great Tribute...

...He was wrong. It blew. It blew VD infested ass. I am sorry, but if you want to make it better:

1. Don't kiss ass.
2. LEARN FLASH!

I hope this was helpful, you untalented douchebag.

[Fight Club #1]

You're a HACK!

This movie sucked ass. Fight Club is not about just a shitty fight club, it goes deeper. The shithead who made this movie and a couple guys reviewing never bothered to watch the rest of the movie or are so retarded that the plot flew past them.

OK, I'm gonna make this short. A measley recall agent for a car company meats Tyler Durden, a perv who sells soap. They become friends, the guy moves into Durden's house and they hold meetings in a bar's basement every Saturday where they, and others, beat the crap out of eachother.

Later on, Tyler starts recruiting an army, Project Mayhem. They are against capitalism and merchandising, basically everything America stands for. Tyler wants to send them back to the early ages. It's quite interesting, but the book is WAY better.

Now, to the 13 year olds that slept trough the movie, turned it off, or just read the back of the DVD case, fuck you guys. You are all hacks and shouldn't be near a Fight Club movie reviewing it. Get educated, fuck nuts!

[Instant Death]

Damn Boy...

That was a good movie, even if it was short. Since I saw some examples, sure, I'll work with you.

BTW: Good use of MKII music, but change your profile.

['The Portal' music video]

Just Stop...

This is all getting very old very fast.