Grim Reality All You Clocks Must Face...
You see, most of you clocks are hopeless, pethetic, dickless pussies with no chance of getting laid in the future. Some of you aren't, but most of you isolate yourselves and think you're "cool" because you're a clock. You have no lives, and IllWill does.
He actually makes money through his cartoons in various ways. He's not an untalented clock who spends every waking moment on NG's BBS. You have to understand that he is different from you. He's not on NG all the time because he has a life, something you should think about getting.